I simply am not there.

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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spicyshimmy:

mass effect 1: i was not prepared for some of my friends to die

mass effect 2: i was not prepared for myself to die

mass effect 3: i guess i should have been prepared for like everyone to die

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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d-isposablewasteland:

GRUNGE + DISPOSABLE

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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